Rednecks For Americans

Rednecks For Americans Changing America

Radical Richard's Politically Correct Dictionary

129    A druggie is now a victim of society.
128    Kickbacks are now called a public service bonus.
127    According to Patriots Muslims will no longer be known as rag heads but now Sheet Heads.
126    Liberals explain aide as giving to a foreign country. Charity is when money is spent on helping our people.
125    Liberals say it is okay to call a presidents trip a benefit to our Country as long as Michelle doesn't put on a bathing suit.
124    Republican kids are allowed to play Cowboys and Indians, so can Liberal kids as long as the Indians win.
123    A union strong arm will now be called the Disciples of Gaddafi.
122    A chicken shit will now be termed as any lawmaker who runs and hides in order not to vote.
121    Governor Scott Walker says an oxymoron will now be the term used for a Democrat. Such as an honest Dem or a Dem who cares about his Country or State.
120    Janet Napolitano says a border agent will be known as a Radical Racist Against Prosperity For Illegals.
119    A Con-Artist will now be called a Future Liberal.
118    Illegal voters will be called Undocumented Citizens In Waiting.
117    A gang leader will now be called a Liberal Community Organizer.
116    A prisoner will be termed as a government guest.
115    A robber will now be called a redistribution worker.
114    Obama's new budget will be called The Shop Till You Drop Program.
113    The city of Berkeley will now refer to sex change operations as The Sex Reassignment Program.
112    Liberals will be remembered in 2010 as the Grinches Who Stole Our Children's Future.
111    Don't Ask, Don't Tell will become known as Every Man For Herself.
110    Harry Reid is asking you to call Don't Ask, Don't Tell the New Fairy Tail Of X-Mas.
109    Dems are calling earmarks the Redeeming Factor For States Prosperity.
108    Illegal drugs will be called Non-Prescribed Pharmaceuticals.
107    Harry Reid says a hypocrite is Someone Who asks For Earmarks Then Votes Against It.
106    A Conservative will be known as a Government Under-achiever.
105    A dropout will be called and Undocumented Graduate.
104    Islamic Terrorists will be referred to as a Patriot Population Control Agent.
103    A Conservative protestor will be known as a Dangerous Tea Bagging Lunatic.
102    The happy holiday shopper will now be called the Forgotten Person, (A Liberals View)
101    Democrats bribes will be known as Unearned Bonuses for Future Development.
100    A crack whore will now be called a Barter Economy Worker.
99.    Republicans say Democrats leaving the House should not be called failures but Pre-achievers of Nothing.
98.    A conservative murder victim will be called A Concerned Organ Donor.
97.    Pelosi wants Liberal protestors to be referred to as Free Speech Patriots.
96.    Obama would prefer Government take over to be called the New Reform Bill.
95.    The new definition of Crap is Congress Rebels Against People.   Thanks 1-Tea-edTexan
94.    Obama has now termed fighting with Republicans as the new hand-to-hand combat in DC.
93.    Mike Huckabee has now termed government as Klepto-crats. This is someone who steals taxed payers money and
               wastes it.
92.    Food Stamps are now called by Nancy Pelosi the New way of promoting jobs.
91.    Europeans are saving water by urinating in the bathtub will now be called The Mellow Yellow Bill.
              They will have signs stating: Save Water, Go Yellow.
90.    Obama wants to give tax breaks for breast feeding, we shall refer to it as The Healthy Meal.
89.    Obama now wants climate change to be called Global Climate Disruption - This is true.
88.    With the recent passage of "Rosa's Law" Mentally Retarded will now be referred to as
              "An Individual With An Intellectual Disability." At this time the bill is awaiting Obama's signature.
87.    Global Warming is now Global Climate Disruption or Irritable Earth Syndrome.
86.    Political Correctness = The Destruction of America.
85.    The 2010 Democratic Summer of Recovery will now be known as The Summer of the Tea Party Surge.
              Thanks 1Tea-edTexan
84.    Main stream media will now be called the voice of confusion.
83.    Republicans now refer to Nancy Pelosi as the Grinch that stole the gavel.
82.    Conservatives say they will now refer to Barrack Obama as Back Door Obama.
81.    Obama has declared 2010 Independence Year now that he is dropping cases in court against illegals with no
            prior convictions and letting them become citizens.
80    Liberals say we should refer to the Muslim Quran as Obama's road to the future for America.
79.    Republicans say November 2, 2010 will be remembered as D-Day for Dems.
78.    The new insignia on California's Flag will now show a Basket of Fruit.
77.    Obama says Muslims will now be known as the New Encounter to America's Religious Views.
76.    Michelle will now be referred to as Spain's Economic Recovery Plan.
75.    A thief will be known as a person who steals without a good reason. This would exclude Obama, Pelosi and Reid.
74.    Michelle would like the term thrifty to be changed to anyone who can take a vacation for less than $3 million on taxpayers money.
73.    Republicans say ugly will be replaced as A Person Lacking Beauty Or a Liberal.
72.    Financial Reform will be known as the New Form Of Transparency For Government to Legally Take All Your Money From You.
71.     Al Gore says floods, mud slides, and other natural disasters are now caused by global warming and should be referred to as The Conservatives Way To Destroy America.
70.    Drug dealers are now called Undercover Pharmacists.
69.    Crazy people will be called Misconstrued Conservative.
68.    Frooty bars will now be known as Sole Food to Homosexuals.
67.    Barney Frank says a homosexual will now be called a Gay Person and not a Tinkerbelle.
66.    You could be labeled a Conservative if you have never burned the American Flag or tried to destroy the Constitution.
65.    Robert Gibbs wants anyone questioning Obama's birth certificate to be labeled Political Parasites to the Constitution.
64.    Hillary wants President Clinton's last term concerning the Monica Lewinsky episode to be remembered as the
        Bl-- I mean Snow Job of the Century.
63.    Texas University held a contest calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term.
                                                        And The Winner Wrote:
"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
62.    Broken Home will now be called an impaired family or dysfunctional family.
61.    Garbage Collectors and Janitors will still be called sanitation engineers or the green team.
60.    Sex Change will now be called bodily re-assignment or a parts distributor.
59.    Mental Illness should now be referred to as the Pelosi - Reid step to Congress.
58.    Dems change no child left behind to No Progressive Left Behind.
57.    Freedom will now be referred to the Socialist Modifications For Freedom.
56.    Rahm Emanuel can now be called the shower finger-poker or the finger of justice.
55.    A criminal should now be called Behaviorally Challenged.
54.    Housewife is now a Home Environmental Engineer.
53.    Lumberjack will now be called a Forest Terrorist.
52.    The new term for Tea Party Participants has changed to White Christian Militia.
51.    A midget will now be called Vertically Impaired.
50.    Illegal Aliens are now called Future Americans. Harry Reid thinks this sounds better.
49.    A trailer park will be known as a Stopping Place For The Wheels Of The Unfortunate.
48.    Liberals want Pork and Beans to be relabeled as Pork and Bean E-Os. That way illegals would feel more at home.
46.    The NYC's attempted bomber is not to be called a terrorist but a Despondent Citizen Contesting Our Country's Laws.
45.    Janet Napolitano wants people to look a the Gulf oil spill as a new way for BP to import it's products.
44.    A Bum is now referred to as a Dysfunctional Homeless Person.
43.    Ghetto is called Economically Distressed Property.
42.    An SOB stands for Socialist Organizer Backer.
41.    A garbage man is now a Sanitation Distribution Engineer
40.    Barney Frank would prefer we relate to fat people as an enlarged condition caused by hormone imbalance.
39.    Imminent Domain the condemnation of Washington DC and the reshaping of government for the greater good.       Thanks 1Tea-edTexan
38.    A Community Organizer one who uses unreasonable people to do illogical things - also known as a Left-Wing Nut Job.     Thanks 1Tea-edTexan
37.    Obama's favorite political nut is Acorn or Pelosi and Reid
36.    All of Obama's Czars will be known as liberal indoctrinators for Change You Can Believe In.
35.    Liberals want history teachers to be called Deifiers of True Modern History or Out Of Date Historians.
34.    When Liberals give illegals citizenship our new National Anthem will be named Obama's Amazing Grace or the Battle Hymn of Mexico.
33.    Eric Holder says 9-11 terror attack will now be called a misguided pilot error.
32.    An offshore oil rig worker will now be called an environmental terrorist by the Obama administration.
31.    People with split personalities will be referred to as the Arlen Spector Menza Society.
30.    A psycho will be called the New Liberal or Progressive.
29.    When the government takes your money away and gives it to people who won't work it will be known as the 'Anointed Ones' Gift From DC or the Great Liberal Money Exchange.
28.    Obama's administration prefers not to call service people heroes. They will now be referred to as
Baby Killers.
27.    Social Justice - A federal guarantee that you will be equally as poor as your nearest non-achiever.
26.    Social Engineering - The governments blueprint to dumb-down a free society.
25.    A level playing field - An arena of federally imposed mediocrity.    Thanks, 1Tea-edTexan
24.    You no longer have to call Dem Lawmakers Progressives. They are now referred to as Pork Barrel Speculators.
23.    Rev. Al Sharpton is now known as the Future of Hate, or the Speaker of Trash.
22. Obama says a mentally ill terrorist will now be referred to as a mentally impaired foreign visitor or neighbor.
21.    A racist is anyone standing against illegal amnesty.
20.    Pres Felipe Calderon (Mexico) will now be known as the New Silver Tongue Devil in US lawmaking.
19.    Communists will be called Community Builders or the Hidden voice for the people.
18.    Pork is now State Gratification Gifts.
17.    A Republican Filibuster will now be referred to as the Scott Brown Party Pooper Team.
16.    Redistribution of Wealth will be called Obama's New Gold Standard.
15.    Senior Citizens will be referred to as The Old Folk Budget Busters.
14.    Glen Beck will be know as the Radically Ruptured Duck.
13.    Obama want Fox News to be renamed The Fake News Channel who brings us false and unbalanced news.
12.    The Constitution will now be called The Old Folks Saga Of Government.
11.    Liberals can also be called Justice Builders.
10.    Tea Party Participants will now be known as Grass Root Grub worms.
9.      Barney Frank who doesn't like anything wants people to refer to him as the man who stands for Truth, Justice and the American Way. One moment folks, his cape is caught on a nail.
8.     Arlen Specter said he is tired of being called Specter The Defector. He would prefer to be called the Truth Reflector.
7.     Harry Reid wants the term Pork changed to Progressive State Fueling.
6.     We are not supposed to call Tim Geithner a Tax Evader but a Slow Payer.
5.     Janet Napolitano wants Illegal Aliens to be referred to as Visiting Foreigners.
4.     Eric Holder said in order for his friends to receive a fair trial he wanted the Christmas Underwear Bomber to be called the Holiday Panty Popper and Suicide Bombers should be called Free Lance Exterminators.
3.    Robert Gibbs is tired of people saying the Government is filling them with BS. Now fellow Texans you listen            carefully to this one: The new term will be Fertilization Distribution.
2.     Nancy Pelosi is upset because people are saying she speaks out of both sides of her mouth. From now on what
        she says is called Diversified Language. She would also prefer people quit saying she flew to work on her broom.
        She would rather they say Pelosi travels on the economy flight.
1.     Since Mr. Obama understands many people won't call him President because of his birth certificate he says it is okay to call him Messiah or the Anointed One.